Mom drowns Two Girls In Bathtub and HiJacked Boat

Last nights news proved to be nauseating, and I silently thanked the Lord that since my site is called SarcasticCrime.com, I don’t have to write unbiased articles and try to be politically correct. So, if you are looking for me to gently tell you these two stories, you may want to go read a mainstream station news article, because I’m not planning on being nice about this…

There are actually two stories here. Amber Hill drowned her children in her bathroom on Monday, and then, a HiJacked boat resulting in the death of four people, where two people (out of 6 total) actually survived turned out to have a “rest of the story”. I’d like to tell you about the boat first, and then we’ll go into Amber Hill’s disgusting deeds.

Before we get started on that, I want to remind you to tune in tonight to www.blogtalkradio.com/crime at 10PM EST, for Sarcastic Crime Talk Radio where we’ll be discussing these two cases, as well as the Chester Arthur Stiles Sex Tape case with the little girl. If you can’t listen live, that’s ok…just come on back here when you can, and click play on that b.e.a.-utiful little media player on the left up there (sexy, isn’t it?) and that will always play the most recent show we’ve done. You can also RSS it or go to that www.blogtalkradio.com/crime link to listen to past shows.

The boat story begins with an abandoned Charter boat, named Joe Cool being found ransacked on September 23rd (Sunday) by the Coast Guard about 30 miles north of Cuba..

12 Miles away from the site of the abandoned boat, two survivors – Kirby Archer and Guillermo Zarabozo are found on a life raft. The story they tell is what mainstream movies are made of. They said that three Cubans hijacked the boat, and killed everyone on board. These two, by the skin of their teeth managed to get away with a life boat, back pack and their lives.

The victims missing are: Jake and Kelley Branham, Jake’s brother Scott Campbell and Samuel Kairy. Pictured here:

And here’s where it gets interesting. Kirby Archer, pictured here was wanted, prior to all of this on a warrant charging that he stole $92,000.00 from a Wal-Mart in Strawberry, Arkansas that he managed. Archer was also running from a warrant that alleged sexual abuse on a couple of little boys. Apparently, Kirby and Guillermo Zarabozo were on their way to Bimini, in the Bahamas where they apparently had some chicks awaiting their arrival. In the world of me this is called Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution. Guillermo Zarabozo, who is a friend of Kirby Archer looks a lot like a person who is aiding and abetting a known felon, too.

The inconsistencies in their statements range far and wide. Zarabozo states at one point that he was never on the boat (his ID was found on the boat), and then in another statement says that when the “pirates” boarded the boat and shot all the passengers besides him and Archer, that he was forced to throw the bodies overboard.

Zarabozo also stated that after he threw the bodies overboard, and the pirates left the boat, he went to the cabin, cleaned up and slept for 8 hours. When asked how he knew it was 8 hours, he said that he had set his wrist watch.

In that backpack found with them on the life raft, there were receipts for two Glock 9mm magazines to hold the ammo. There was also a knife with a 4 inch blade and blowdarts. Surveillance video shows that it was Zarabozo who made this purchase, and that Archer was with him. (hint…premeditation)

Long story short, Kirby Archer and Guillermo Zarabozo have been charged with a few different things. Read HERE for the actual affidavits.

We’ll be keeping up with this story in upcoming posts.

Now, on with the story of Amber Hill. Let me just say, that Andrea Yates face, and the faces of her five children are still burned into my brain, and had I had access to THAT woman, I might have killed her myself. The recounts of how her oldest ran from her to get away, trying to escape are something I still have a physical reaction to, after all these years. Insanity plea be damned, I don’t care HOW mentally unstable she is, it’s never going to be okay with me, what that woman did. And, now that woman’s conviction has been turned over, and she’s not guilty. She’s resting comfortably in a mental institution, and when she feels all better, she’ll get to go home. That being said…

Now we have Amber Hill. On Monday, October, 1, Amber Hill called her boyfriend, the girls dad and told him the girls were “at peace”. He rushed home, to find that his two daughters, Ceecies and Jonnell (ages 4 and 2) had been drowned in the family bathtub.

Amber Hill’s aunt, Caroline Hill said that there had been no previous mental illness, that she saw no signs of this coming, and that while her neice had been depressed, they totally didn’t see this coming. She also recounted several incidences of physical abuse that Amber Hill suffered at the hands of Jamie Cintron, the girls father.

There were two separate reported incidences of domestic abuse. But, Caroline Hill said that there were several instances in between, and that Amber Hill and the girls went to live with Amber’s mother for a five month period.

I just don’t see what ANY of this has to do with the price of cookies in China. Abuse or no abuse, you don’t get to drown your babies in a bathtub. If there’s a mental defect, that causes you to do such a thing, then you are broken human, and personally, I don’t think you deserve a shot at life after that. And, likewise, I hope bad things happen to you.

I am so physically sick with this whole situation. I’ll try to get it together by tonights show to talk about it rationally, but we shall see.

Bond has been set at 2 million dollars for this bitch. I should think so…