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Tiger Woods Has An Affair – And???

by shannon December 2, 2009 Celebrity Screwups
Tiger Woods Screws Up Royally

So, the story breaks that Tiger Woods has had an ongoing affair through his wife’s pregnancy, with proof showing up as late as 3 nights before the car crash in the form of a VoiceMail.
I can’t help myself here:
Celebrity 101
Rule #1 – Do not EVER, under any circumstances allow your “transgressions” to be caught in [...]

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Did The Movie Just Suck, or Was The Book Really THAT Great?

by shannon December 2, 2009 Books
Relaxation is Bliss: Reading Novels Before They Become Movies

My dear Grandmother gave me a copy of Dan Brown’s book Angels & Demons – The Novel about two months ago.  Up until that point, I really couldn’t have cared less about the Dan Brown series, other than that The Da Vinci Code was a great movie and I enjoyed it immensely.    After opening the [...]

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Breaking News on CNN

by shannon July 30, 2009 Crime

Apparently, this little gentleman didn’t want to go to church.  Instead, he led the police on a car chase.  This sounds a lot like my brother…I wonder if he has any illegitimate children out there…

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Shhh. SHHHH. BANG.

by shannon December 27, 2008 Crime

Woffard Lomax, like so many, decided to take his family to the movies on Christmas night.  A festivity shared by many, usually including my family.  It’s a fun thing to do, and it’s a great time to do it.  Many box office hits make their debut on Christmas night.
Woffard Lomax was minding his own business [...]

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Cop calls 911 after eating special brownies.

by shannon December 22, 2008 Crime

I literally belly laugh, loud every single time I watch this video. This, I’m soooo proud to say is from Michigan. The best part of the whole thing is the reaction of the anchor and her sidekick.  Listen carefully for the snort.

/in/v/iTiG77hT”>Cop Eats Pot Brownies, Freaks Out, and calls 911

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Pay-Per-View Suicide

by shannon November 22, 2008 Crime

On Justin.tv today, Abraham K. Biggs of Broward County, FL committed suicide while spectators stood by idly, and watched.  The facts known are these:

Abraham Biggs was on the Bodybuilding forum within Justin.Tv, and posted that he was going to kill himself
The 19 year old took several pills, on camera.
There were several people in the chatroom, [...]

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I’m a Shameless Gloria Lover.

by shannon November 21, 2008 Crime

That’s right. I’m a shameless Gloria Allred lover.  And I got to talk to her tonight, and I’m all geeked up about it.  On the Judy Joy Jones Show at Blogtalkradio, Judy and Christina interviewed Gloria and she talked about Gay Marriage, Prop 8, and some of the amazing cases that she has fought for [...]

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Gun Sales and Obama?

by shannon November 12, 2008 Politics

I keep hearing about all this hullabaloo about a rush to stock up on firearms and guns since the country voted Obama as our President-Elect
Has it once occurred to all the doom and gloom media out there (not to mention all of those that read it) that for most of the rural areas of the [...]

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The Pick-Up Artist

by shannon November 8, 2008 Entertainment

Jas and I are watching VH1’s The PickUp Artist. I’m laughing outloud.  God bless the DVR.  I just wanted to mention that I can’t see how this show is going to help these boys get laid later in life…
On the upside, Jas now wants to quit his job and go back to school to be [...]

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No Sarcasm Here…

by shannon November 6, 2008 Headlines

I’m sure you’ve read on various blogs, various news sources and seen on various shows all about the renewed hope of our Nation.
I too am feeling the love for Obama.  I’m happy with the way this election turned out for the most part.  I think that Proposal 8 is a catastrophe for a few reasons, [...]

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Back To Life…Back To Reality

by shannon October 1, 2008 Crime

Life has been a round house, backflip kick combo of interesting for me lately.  Life is good, for the most part.  I’ve been working on a few things, and inching towards righting some wrongs.   I’m not going to say it’s something I’m particularly swell at, as patience hasn’t always been one of my shining [...]

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Missing: Mary Denise Lands – Trial of Chris Pratt

by shannon November 30, 2007 Crime

Christopher Pratt is in trial this week for the abuse charges stemming from his behavior on a girlfriend he had after Mary Denise Lands went missing in 2004.  For up to the minute coverage, visit www.battlecreekenquirer.com and feel free to comment here or at www.missingyouorg.com
Here’s praying that some indirect justice is accomplished for Mary through [...]

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8 and 9 Year Old Kids Charged with Rape

by shannon November 20, 2007 Crime

Well, it’s official.  Grandma said the world was going to “hell in a handbasket” and I can finally agree to her prophecy.
Last week, three boys, one aged 8 and two aged 9 asssaulted and raped an 11 year old little girl in Marietta, Georgia.  The girl had told her parents about the ordeal, and submitted [...]

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Elaine Thomas Interview: Ex of Chet Stiles

by shannon October 16, 2007 Crime

Sarcastic Crime Talk Radio
Join Us For A 2 Hour
Tell All Interview on the life and leisure of Chester Arthur Stiles
With Elaine Thomas, former live-in girlfriend and Attorney Conrad Claus
Tune in at 3PM Pacific Time and 6PM Eastern Time
Saturday, October 20th
www.blogtalkradio.com/crime
You can call in with your questions or join us in the chat [...]

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Chester Stiles and The Crandon Funerals: A look at the last week in Headlines.

by shannon October 12, 2007 Crime

Chester Arthur Stiles has been making people talk. And they’ve been doing it in the comments section of the last post I wrote about him and his evil deeds. You can read all about them by clicking HERE and scrolling to the bottom of that page.
My favorite part about the conversation taking place is [...]

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Crandon, Wisconsin Massacre: Cop shoots and kills 6

by shannon October 8, 2007 Crime

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Join us tonight, live at 9pm EST to discuss this case.
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In the early morning hours of Sunday, October 7th, several Crandon High students, from Crandon, Wisconsin, along with some of their recently graduated [...]

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Man Killed After 10 hour Standoff and Shooting 5 Hostages

by shannon October 5, 2007 Crime

In Alexandria, Louisiana last night, police were in for a long, hard night. A sixty three year old former city maintenance worker had entered the Giordano and Giordano Law Offices, and taken the firm hostage.
Straight out of a Grisham novel, John Ashley, the gunman took the firm hostage, and began a 1o hour long [...]

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Chester Arthur Stiles: Moron at Large

by shannon October 4, 2007 Crime

Well folks…I’ve finally done it. My boss said “You need to rest. You can rest today if you want…” And I…gasp…said…shreik…yes.  I’m taking the day off.  I have bronchitis, and it feels as if a large car (like a volvo…or maybe a dumptruck) is parked upon my chest.
I may write tonight if something comes up [...]

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Mom drowns Two Girls In Bathtub and HiJacked Boat

by shannon October 3, 2007 Crime

Last nights news proved to be nauseating, and I silently thanked the Lord that since my site is called SarcasticCrime.com, I don’t have to write unbiased articles and try to be politically correct. So, if you are looking for me to gently tell you these two stories, you may want to go read a [...]

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Chester Arthur Stiles: Wanted! Dead or Alive (or dead…)

by shannon October 2, 2007 Crime

I was debating whether or not to write about Chester Arthur Stiles, the Nevada sex tape with the three year old, and the fact that he’s the most wanted, most hated man pedophile in the nation. Everyone’s writing about it, and everyone is weighing in their opinions. But, some new information was released [...]

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