So, the story breaks that Tiger Woods has had an ongoing affair through his wife’s pregnancy, with proof showing up as late as 3 nights before the car crash in the form of a VoiceMail.

I can’t help myself here:

Celebrity 101

Rule #1 – Do not EVER, under any circumstances allow your “transgressions” to be caught in writing, video, voicemail or any other means of concrete proof of your screwing up.

Did they not teach the Tiger anything when he was thrust into celebrity status?

Personally, I dig Dave Letterman’s strategy for dealing with money grubbing news whores.  Call them on it on national television.

I think it’d be highly entertaining if Tiger went on Dave’s show to be inducted into the Asshole Hall of Fame.  Elin, Tiger’s wife has done her absolute best to stay out of the limelight through their entire marriage, and I think she should be commended for it.  I also think she should be commended for putting a golf club through the back window of his shiny SUV when she learned the juicy details.

It’s only fitting that he should say exactly what he did and be humiliated in the public now. Afterall, it was his decision to sleep with a cocktail waitress when he has an absolutely gorgeous wife at home.

They can get through all of this, but he’s got some serious groveling to do, and if I were him, I’d do it publicly and very sweetly.