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Parenting

“No, You CANNOT Go Outside Naked.”

by shannon December 6, 2009 Parenting
Alex, Sam and Logan - Sarcast Juniors

Anyone who knows me, knows that my children are at least as sarcastic and twisted as I am.  It is in that spirit, I thought I’d share some of the stories of some of the things that have popped out of their little mouths.
What gave me the idea for this post was in talking with [...]

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Oooh. Giveaways. We LOVE Giveaways.

by shannon December 5, 2009 Giveaways and Contests
Table4Five's Curious George Giveaway!

My friend Elizabeth is the author of Table for Five, an awesome blog about parenting and life, and networking.  Today, she’s hosting a giveaway for a Curious George, A Very Monkey Christmas prize pack courtesy of Universal Studios.
To enter, go to Table For Five – the giveaway post , (you’ll stay waaaay beyond the giveaway [...]

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Old Yell-er: How To Stop Yelling and Start Parenting

by shannon December 1, 2009 Parenting
Stop Screaming and Start Parenting!

Are you a yeller? Because I am definitely a yeller. The day that 90% of the surfaces of my home were covered in blue paint pen compliments of my Picasso-esque 3 year old I was hoarse from screaming so much. I fight a constant battle to not do this.
I was raised by a [...]

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Dude, Don’t be a Pussy.

by shannon April 8, 2009 Parenting

About 5 hours before the below image was taken last night, Logan my just-turned-four-year-old and I were at the grocery store.  Minding our own business in the checkout lane, we put the little divider up between our groceries and the gentleman’s groceries in front of us.  The “gentleman” in front of us apparently was not [...]

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Because if you’re not me, it’s hilarious.

by shannon November 8, 2008 Parenting

Meet Logan.  Logan is adorable. He’s my 3 year old. He’s hilarious. He’s bright. He’s just as sweet as can be.  He’s also a pint sized version of all my piss and vinegar and then some.
Today, started out good enough. Logan seemed like he was in a great mood. Singing “I’d like to Move It, [...]

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The Pilot Episode of The Bro-Co is here!!!

by shannon October 18, 2008 Parenting

This is the Pilot Episode of The Bro-Co!  This is Alex and Sam (two of my three boys) ’s new webcast!  Enjoy!!!

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And we were Kung Fu Fighting…

by shannon May 8, 2008 Parenting

Oh yeah, we cats are fast as lightning.
WTF, you ask?  That’s right, your resident Sarcastic Junkie has enrolled the entire fam in the American Advanced Combat Academy.  We had our first class tonight, and it was fun.  Let me clue you in on some of the reasons for why this was necessary:
First, we have Aaron, [...]

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