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“No, You CANNOT Go Outside Naked.”

by shannon December 6, 2009 Parenting
Alex, Sam and Logan - Sarcast Juniors

Anyone who knows me, knows that my children are at least as sarcastic and twisted as I am.  It is in that spirit, I thought I’d share some of the stories of some of the things that have popped out of their little mouths.
What gave me the idea for this post was in talking with [...]

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Are Your Jimmy Choo’s Getting Chewed?

by shannon December 4, 2009 Birds/Parrots
Does your dog chew on everything?

That puppy was sooo freakin’ cute that you just couldn’t wait to get her home.  So adorable. So soft, so sweet, so…little.  But then she got bigger, right? And as she grew, all those things that were so adorable just really aren’t anymore.  And then you start to wonder if you just really got in [...]

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Tiger Woods Has An Affair – And???

by shannon December 2, 2009 Celebrity Screwups
Tiger Woods Screws Up Royally

So, the story breaks that Tiger Woods has had an ongoing affair through his wife’s pregnancy, with proof showing up as late as 3 nights before the car crash in the form of a VoiceMail.
I can’t help myself here:
Celebrity 101
Rule #1 – Do not EVER, under any circumstances allow your “transgressions” to be caught in [...]

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Old Yell-er: How To Stop Yelling and Start Parenting

by shannon December 1, 2009 Parenting
Stop Screaming and Start Parenting!

Are you a yeller? Because I am definitely a yeller. The day that 90% of the surfaces of my home were covered in blue paint pen compliments of my Picasso-esque 3 year old I was hoarse from screaming so much. I fight a constant battle to not do this.
I was raised by a [...]

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Back To Life…Back To Reality

by shannon October 1, 2008 Crime

Life has been a round house, backflip kick combo of interesting for me lately.  Life is good, for the most part.  I’ve been working on a few things, and inching towards righting some wrongs.   I’m not going to say it’s something I’m particularly swell at, as patience hasn’t always been one of my shining [...]

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